A romantic comedy with songs about two of life’s undateables.
When Mari, an other worldly savant, finds out that San, who is into vinyls and runs the local newsagents, is having an arranged marriage she decides she wants to find a boyfriend.
Mari’s pin-up is a sexy, dark-haired catalogue model that she calls Clive and she wants her new boyfriend to be just like him. So San helps Mari sign up to a dating app with the profile: Catalogue model required – must be called Clive.
Shirley Henderson (Stan and Ollie, Bridget Jones Diary, Harry Potter) and Roger Allam (The Hippopotamus, Tamara Drewe, The Thick of It) are on board for a shoot in 2019 with Melissa Parmenter of Revolution Films producing.